New To The Site?? - Click HERE to read the Rants, and HERE to see the ladies. It's as simple as that.

And don't forget to look around the rest of the site. We've got a tonne of ways for you to waste your time.

April 30th, 2008

RazZ's Rants - Customer Support: It's even better than beating your wife. It's not even that funny. I just needed to vent a little.

March 22nd, 2008

RazZ's Rants - Finally, almost a month after his birth, there's a Rant involving RazZ II. (Photo included)

February 16th, 2008

New Look

We've finally given up on the ads. No pop ups, no pop unders, no naked women...unless you head over to IllitPorn.com.

The only thing you'll see here now is pure entertainment. So feel free to start surfing at work again.

December 26th, 2007

RazZ's Rants - You're all fucked. I mean really screwed. Sorry.

November 8th, 2007

Well, the day is just about here. RazZ and Randi are getting married. Updates should start again regularily once we get back.

Oh, and for those of you keeping track, RazZ II has been confirmed as male.

Be afraid.

October 3rd, 2007

Get ready for the Second Coming of RazZ.

September 15th, 2007

Obscure WoW POTD - The harder you push, the bluer it gets.

September 14th, 2007

Obscure WoW POTD - Mmmmm....Venison.

September 13th, 2007

Obscure WoW POTD - RazZ giving it to a dead squirrel.

Yes...this will become a regular feature.

September 10th, 2007

Daily YouTube Video - Neal and Bowsy vie for an award. From the makers of IntoYourHead.com.

September 9th, 2007

IllitPorn - Site is under construction, but now contains daily updates. Check it out.

September 8th, 2007

Daily YouTube Video - Bowling for Sandercoe. It's Lego bowling.

State of IllitPress Address - If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

September 6th, 2007

Site Update

Well, our ad server was switched to show adult material. That's the bad news....sort of.

For those of you not liking those little interstitial ads that show some hard core porn? They're gone. Beyond that, you shouldn't notice any other differences.

September 5th, 2007

Daily YouTube Video

Dancing Prisoners - These guys were featured on CNN. It's a prison in the Phillipines, and they're doing Thriller by Michael Jackson.

This...kinda...kicks....ass.

September 3rd, 2007

Daily YouTube Video

Extreme Funny - These two guys are fuckin' funny, even if it's in a corny way.

September 2nd, 2007

Daily YouTube Video

Senor Magico Shops for a Hat - Another Magico video. His section will be up and running soon.

August 31st, 2007

RazZ's Rants - I use Microsoft. Eat me.

August 30th, 2007

Daily YouTube Video

Senor Magico - He has a bad dream.

And, as a special bonus to all you Magico fans, Senor Magico will be getting his own section here at IllitPress.com, starting September 1st. We'll be the Spatula City of Magico. Trust us, you'll wanna stick around for this.

August 28th, 2007

RazZ's Rants - Things RazZ has learned from playing Nintendo.