If we're going to be putting most of our eggs in the old "local starving artist" basket, it makes sense to have a guy the locals can suck up to so he'll write nice things about them, doesn't it?

This is where Rob comes in. Mr. Peter's Neighbourhood is all about music. CD reviews, show reviews, merch reviews, hell, he'll even blog about the groupies.

And if Rob can't get around to it, I'm sure he'l hire on his own crackpot team to do it for him

After all, when it comes to IllitPress.com, why do it yourself, when there's guaranteed to be someone dumb enough to do it for ya.

Don't know, haven't asked him yet. But it'll be solid I'm sure. Or at least decent.

Let's just hope he attempts the first few at least semi sober.