See this asshole right here? This would be the man who created the mess you see before you. RazZ, a writer since 1995, and royally pissed since birth, brings you his personal insight on anything he finds relevant. Need an opinion to impress your friends? Well, you've come to the right place. You see, there's genius, and then there's RazZ. Take that last comment however you will.

At least he doesn't live in Utah.

RazZ's Rants - Still the best read on the internet. If opinions are like assholes, this guy must be the greatest asshole in history.

The IllitPress.com Radio Show - Hosted by RazZ and JMW, who knows what they'll discuss each week. All we know, it's going to be offensive.