RazZ's Rant

The Rants

April 30th, 2008 - Customer Support: It's even better than beating your wife. It's not even that funny. I just needed to vent a little.

March 22nd, 2008 - Finally, almost a month after his birth, there's a Rant involving RazZ II. (Photo included)

December 26th, 2007 - You're all fucked. I mean really screwed. Sorry.

August 31st, 2007 - I use Microsoft. Eat me.

August 28th, 2007 - Things RazZ has learned from playing Nintendo.

July 25th, 2007 - Sheep fucking - The new Chuck Norris. This is how we stick it to the man...and stick it in some sexy, sexy livestock.

April 13th, 2007 - Don Imus the pariah, and an idea on how to improve race relations.

March 28th, 2007 - You're not cool unless your parents beat the shit out of you.

March 22nd, 2007 - If you don't jerk off, you're a terrorist. So good, he didn't even bother to spell check.

February 17th, 2007 - Britney Spears bald, and Britney Spears bald. In other words, the drapes finally match the carpet.

February 14th, 2007 - V-day left RazZ hurting and alone. Click the link to read why.

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