August 12th, 2011 - Do the planet a favor. Nobody gave a shit about Jani Lane two days ago. No one will give a shit about him in a week. Let's all be honest here. If he'd died 5 years ago, and we only found out today, people would have said "Oh. Well...that sucks. Kinda like Cherry Pie". So let's clear my facebook page of all the R.I.P's. Thanks.

By the way. That was my first update in a year. Colin, you're still the only one reading this. So that update was for you.

September 6th, 2010 - The G-Spot

After a hectic summer, Giia returns with a new article about the dread that comes with turning the big 3-0.

COMING THIS WEEK!!

May 20th, 2010 - Classic Rants
I've started work on uploading the almost 300 classic Rants from over the years. To start off, we're re-releasing the 2002 edition. Four Rants, all short, and nearly pointless, with terrible grammar and spelling.

Enjoy!

May 19th, 2010
Winston Gonstopoulos III - Returning from the depths of internet (and Greek, and prison) hell, Winston's antics from 2004 come to light again on IllitPress.com, with new updates coming soon from the now ex-Assistant Secretary to the Minister of Greek Financial Mishappenings.

CD Review - Pyrrah. Written by Hardcore Warrior.

Mikey Henley - Project Live By Mikado will be hosting an open mic comedy night on June 19th. Check it out here.

RazZ's Rants - RazZ's series on Children's Television. Part 2 coming this weekend

The Local Scene - There are literally hundreds of artists from here to Toronto, and it's our goal to cover as many of them as humanly possible. We'll be bringing you a list of venues, show information, and all the bios and music you could possibly handle from the local scene.

The Forum - This time around, you'll have more options than just bitching about spelling mistakes. This is where all the local music fans will meet to debate, fight, argue, flame, and yeah, bitch about spelling mistakes.

Featured Artists - We've got a few choice groups and musicians we've been working closely with over the years, and we'll be showcasing them from time to time on the site. These bands are located anywhere from Ontario to New Zealand. We're all about the local sound, no matter where it is you call local.

Project Pain - Having worked closely with the promotion over the last year, we're finally ready to (slowly) start partnering with them, showcasing the bands that made the Pain crowd unforgettable.

The G-Spot - Our resident sex therapist, Giia, rejoins the team and gives you her take on a little bit of everything sex and relationship related.

Other work - Professional videographers, photographers, studios, venues, and anything else you can think of that's music related. If they're involved in the scene, they'll be featured here.