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August 12th, 2011 - Do the planet a favor. Nobody gave a shit about Jani Lane two days ago. No one will give a shit about him in a week. Let's all be honest here. If he'd died 5 years ago, and we only found out today, people would have said "Oh. Well...that sucks. Kinda like Cherry Pie". So let's clear my facebook page of all the R.I.P's. Thanks.
By the way. That was my first update in a year. Colin, you're still the only one reading this. So that update was for you.
September 6th, 2010 - The G-Spot
After a hectic summer, Giia returns with a new article about the dread that comes with turning the big 3-0.
May 20th, 2010 - Classic Rants
I've started work on uploading the almost 300 classic Rants from over the years. To start off, we're re-releasing the 2002 edition. Four Rants, all short, and nearly pointless, with terrible grammar and spelling.
Enjoy!
May 19th, 2010
Winston Gonstopoulos III - Returning from the depths of internet (and Greek, and prison) hell, Winston's antics from 2004 come to light again on IllitPress.com, with new updates coming soon from the now ex-Assistant Secretary to the Minister of Greek Financial Mishappenings.
CD Review - Pyrrah. Written by Hardcore Warrior.