Every crackpot we could think of that would work for jack shit, and still produce semi-coherent ramblings, we'll be willing to hire. Whether it be sex-ed, ranting, raving, reviewing, or just plain amusing bullshit, this will be their home.

September 6th, 2010 - After a hectic summer, Giia returns with a new article about the dread that comes with turning the big 3-0.

May 19th, 2010
Winston Gonstopoulos III - Returning from the depths of internet (and Greek, and prison) hell, Winston's antics from 2004 come to light again on IllitPress.com, with new updates coming soon from the now ex-Assistant Secretary to the Minister of Greek Financial Mishappenings.

May 3rd, 2010
Mikey Henley - Mikey's first article looks at something that he deals with each and every time he steps on stage. Generic comedians.

April 28th, 2010
The G-Spot - An older article (site wasn't up yet) Titled "The Truth about VD". Welcome back to the site Giia!

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